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This crewneck sweatshirt brings cheeky holiday attitude to chilly gatherings. A bold, illustrated turkey perches above a sprawled Santa with the playful phrase “WAIT YOUR TURN FAT BOY!”—a wink at food-focused family chaos and friendly ribbing around the dinner table. The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels soft against the skin and holds its shape through seasons of wear. Clean, double-needle stitching and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep the silhouette tidy while embroidery and print options add texture and personality. Wear it to casual Thanksgiving get-togethers, lazy holiday movie nights, or while carving the turkey—this sweatshirt reads like an inside joke you’ll reach for whenever laughter is the plan.
Product features
– Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for softness and durability
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, clean finish
– Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
– DTF inner neck labels and DTG print with optional embroidery placements
– OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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