Festive And Sh*ts Crewneck Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt wears its humor proudly. On soft black fleece, playful hand-lettering forms a Christmas-tree silhouette with colorful string lights and a tiny star on top. The text reads with unabashed sass — a little raunchy, very honest — for anyone who wants holiday cheer without the forced sparkle. The midweight 50/50 blend drapes cleanly in a classic fit, the ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, and durable double-needle stitching means it can handle repeated wears through party season and beyond. It lands as a relaxed, everyday layer for chilly nights, caroling detours, or curling up with a drink and sharp-witted friends. Wear it when you want to be festive on your own terms: loud about the lights, quiet about the small talk.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for shape retention
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
– Double-needle stitched seams at shoulders, armholes, neck and cuffs for long-lasting wear
– Decoration options include DTG prints and optional embroidery on chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean