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Christmas Sweatshirt — “I’m Not Santa But You Can Still Sit On My Lap” Funny Holiday Crewneck

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Price range: $38.00 through $53.00

Slide into an easygoing layer that carries a wink of holiday mischief. This crewneck sweatshirt pairs a soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend with a bold, playful print: a cheerful Santa face above the cheeky line “I’m not Santa but you can still sit on my lap,” finished with little red elf shoes. It wears like a warm hug on chilly evenings and holds up to repeated wear thanks to reinforced double-needle stitching. The classic fit and ribbed collar give it clean lines, while tear-away labels keep it itch-free. Choose it when you want to bring cozy warmth and a flirty, humorous vibe to seasonal gatherings and casual winter nights.

Product features
– Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and long-lasting wear
– Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for structure and durability
– No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
– Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints for crisp graphics
– OEKO-TEX dyed, US-trust-protocol cotton with tear-away label for comfort and safety

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean

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