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A soft, classic cotton tee that speaks with a wink. The bold, hand-lettered design reads like a private joke — playful, slightly anarchic, and impossible to ignore — printed in crisp black on a clean white canvas. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and keeps its shape through daily wear, thanks to reinforced shoulder tape and a ribbed, seam-free collar. Lightweight yet sturdy medium-weight fabric makes it easy to layer or wear on its own. Wear it to low-key hangouts, road trips, or lazy weekends when you want your sense of humor to do the talking.
Product features
– Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric for durable, year-round comfort
– Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction to prevent stretching
– Ribbed collar without seam for long-lasting shape retention
– Crisp DTF/DTG prints for detailed, high-contrast lettering
– Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified safety and quality
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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